This queer and absurd skit show is about how time traveling horses overthrew the roman empire. Included are drunk discussions about centaurs (can they be vampires?), a horse god-emperor, the council of equine time-travel, and many, many scenes of horses rapping. Sadly we could not get horses to beat-box in the background, as the script suggested.
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SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:
00:36 – Hwilliam introduces the famed, exciting, spendiferous Horse Play
01:49 – Can centaurs spoon? With their horse half or human half?
07:32 – A horse senator debates using only neighs, whinnies, snorts, and huffs.
12:20 – Horse raps. Need I say more? Probably. But I won’t.
17:33 – The Council of Equine Time Travel comes to a difficult decision.
23:29 – Vernon reveals his dark terrible twisted grim gloomy and generally upsetting secret to his lover Jim.
31:14 – The horse senator from before has become God-Emperor. What now?
36:19 – More horse raps, now featuring the time traveling horse Polemia
40:34 – Theramin declares that Polemia is a loose cannon, goddammit.
42:42 – A human senator and a unicorn have a conversation about racism. Both are for it.
48:21 – The horse god-emperor rap battles a time traveling horse.
52:10 – Horses discuss their sex life in “Horse Sex and the City”
57:49 – The god-emperor accepts defeat, addressing the troops with neighs, whinnies, snorts, and huffs.
CREDITS:
- Kurt Wilkinkson (@extrability) as Hwilliam Hwimberly Hwallington Hwallace, our esteemed narrator
- Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Minestrone, a mildly racist unicorn, Mari Lwyd, a rapping horse skull, Theramin, the tauromin (reverse minotaur),
- @sarahsunshinesullivan as Vernon, a centaur with a terrible secret, and Polemia, a time traveling Clydesdale
- Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Alfred, a reverse centaur, Incitatus, a horse senator, Pegulus, a peg-leg pegasus,
- John B. as Julius Mulius, a human senator, Jim, a centaur with anger issues, and Unicorn’t, a token human being on the council of equine time travel.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
War, political unrest, horses rapping
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